Ay, dios mio! BGA is now looking for a new AP Spanish teacher as everyone’s favorite venerable vegetarian, Profe Brown, has recently accepted a new position as the King of Spain – AKA “el Rey de España”. I spoke with Profe, *ahem* his highness, to get the inside scoop on how he came to be the King of Spain.
“I am just so excited,” gushed Profe. “As everybody knows, I love Spain more than anything, ever. When they called, I simply could not believe it.” I had the pleasure of speaking to his majesty while he was being fitted for his ceremonial robes and crown. Now, I, like most of you, was slightly confused about how our beloved maestro became a monarch. Is he related to the royal family? Was there… an application process? Are we watching a reality TV show in real time? Is Profe just going crazy? Somehow, none of the above.
“I had a bunch of royal coachmen show up to my door one night,” Profe told me. “They explained that they have heard from multiple sources that I am the most patriotic Spaniard in the world, even though I am not a Spanish citizen. I told them that their sources were absolutely correct! I love the food and the people in Spain, and the sights. I think I will be an excellent ruler – I mean, who is more qualified than me?”
Apparently, a lot of people. When I asked Profe for his plans on Spain’s tempestuous economy, he simply shook his head. I then asked him what his policy on the invasion of Ukraine would involve, and he physically ran away from me. When I asked him about terrorism, I turned to find him curled up in a ball on the floor.
Despite Profe’s hestitance to engage in some of the tougher aspects of his rule, it’s certain that if enthusiasm makes a good leader, Profe may just be the best of all time. The entire BGA community wishes Profe the absolute best as he moves on to a new chapter of his life, and above all else, hopes that he doesn’t accidentally start a war.
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