By Jordan Collins
When students check what’s for lunch and see the beloved chicken tenders on the menu, it seems everyone’s day has improved. The line stretches far out of the door as almost every person in the Upper School waits patiently for their crispy tenders. FLIK announced today that they will no longer be serving their famous chicken tenders. The news has sent shockwaves through the BGA community as students faced their new reality: a world without tendies.
Here’s how students are faring:
“Defeated!”
“Outraged!”
“Fists will fly!”
“I might riot.”
“We must bring them back!”
“What are we without them?”
The FLIK comment box had been overflowing since the announcement. There are reports of underground chicken tender trades as students have been caught selling tenders in the quad. Here’s hoping our chicken tendies days are not really over.

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