New Gum Policy at BGA

By Elena Turcios

We all know the “gum rule,” but do we really know The Gum Rule? 

Here are 10 new rules that we have to follow, and if you don’t follow them, you might as well just end up in Saturday school.

1. In English class, you have to chew polar ice.
2. In Math class, you have to chew spearmint.
3. In Science class, you have to chew watermelon.
4. In History class, you have to chew classic bubble gum.
5. In your language class, you have to chew peppermint.
6. In your extracurricular class, you have to chew cinnamon.
7. If you don’t show up with these flavors of gum for each class, you will get 5 points off your participation grade.
8. Teachers want you to stick your gum under your desk after the second the bell rings.
9. You get 20 extra bonus points if you blow the largest bubble in class.
10.  If you don’t bring gum for a whole week, you will get expelled…