By Parker Compton In five weeks from now, the culmination of your life and of human existence will occur. It’s what you have waited for. It’s what you have worked for. It’s what you have dreamed about every night. It’s the peak of humanity, of progress, of everything that has ever happened and that ever... Continue Reading →
New Gum Policy at BGA
By Elena Turcios We all know the “gum rule,” but do we really know The Gum Rule? Here are 10 new rules that we have to follow, and if you don't follow them, you might as well just end up in Saturday school. In English class, you have to chew polar ice. In Math class,... Continue Reading →
April Connections Game
By Katy Tallent https://connectionsplus.io/game/D6BoTb
New Guidelines for Lab Safety Released
By Eva Chattopadhyay What is the first thing they teach you in biology or chemistry? Lab safety! Apparently, everything our teachers taught us is completely wrong. It is not just at BGA. It has been decided on a national scale for the proper tips to be sent out to schools, but they are being sent... Continue Reading →
6-Square Ringers: New Students Recruited Specifically for Niche BGA game
Ms. Dillard’s absences in recent weeks have been officially uncovered: while she may have claimed she was out sick, she was actually scouting all across the country for new talent to join BGA students on the 6-square court. I recently got the opportunity to interview our new incoming students and find out why they chose... Continue Reading →
New Concentration Concentration Rolling Out in ‘27
By: The Echo Staff Ever since the STEM, Global Studies, and EL concentrations were announced, we have been waiting for a concentration that would truly hone the abilities of the BGA students. Then, I was given exclusive information about a new Concentration being rolled out in 2027. It gives us great joy to announce Battle... Continue Reading →
Global Concentration Disbanded Because Earth is Flat
By The Echo Staff In a shocking turn of events, the Global Studies concentration at BGA has been abruptly canceled after a groundbreaking revelation that the Earth is, indeed, flat. The decision came after a group of students and faculty stumbled upon what they claim to be "irrefutable evidence" supporting the controversial theory. The discovery... Continue Reading →
Battle Ground Academy to Build an Ice Skating Rink in the Quad
By The Echo Staff Battle Ground Academy has just announced that an ice skating rink will replace the quad. The secretive project has been discussed for multiple months and was solidified this morning. Construction will begin in October 2026, just in time for the cold Tennessee winter. Head of Upper School Mr. Montgomery says “It... Continue Reading →
Secret Cinema in Glen Echo
By Jimin Lee The faculty and staff have been keeping a huge secret from the students for several years. While everyone was anticipating the opening of the CAE several years ago, a secret cinema was also in the works. The BGA CINEPLEX is the brand new movie theater located in the Glen Echo basement. Upon... Continue Reading →
