By Chloe Wright Spare me, universe. I can’t watch another episode of The Masked Singer. My soul is of rock. I am dead inside … Oh, who am I kidding? I stayed up until four am last night. I’m a rebel. I can do whatever I want. Welcome back to Reality Tea-V where today I... Continue Reading →
The Guide to Taylor Swift
By Rylee Cason With the arrival of Taylor Swift’s new album Midnights, it is only appropriate that we go back to the very beginning. In 2006 she released her first self-titled studio album Taylor Swift, and since then, she has released nine more studio albums, three live albums, and four extended plays. She has won... Continue Reading →
Black Panther: Wakanda Forever Review
By Walker Kesler Before Wakanda Forever, the last really good Marvel movie I had seen in theaters was Spider-Man: No Way Home. The other movies I had seen after that were okay, but not the quality of the MCU that I had come to expect. However, Wakanda Forever gives me more hope for this franchise... Continue Reading →
Reality Tea-V #2: The Masked Singer
By Chloe Wright My nickname in middle school was “Queen of the Furries,” but contrary to popular belief, I have never been to a furry convention. However (and I do not use this “however” lightly), I know one when I see one. So when I started The Masked Singer when it first started airing, I... Continue Reading →
BREAKING BONNER ESCAPES
By Dalia Diab Exactly one year ago Dr. Bonner, B.G.A’s beloved chemistry teacher turned convict, was found guilty of mass manufacturing toilet wine on campus. As a result, Bonner has been serving out a 15 year sentence in Alderson, West Virginia’s federal prison camp, which also happens to be the same prison Martha Stewart served... Continue Reading →
Gordon Ramsay Becomes Flik’s New Executive Chef
By Mary Courtney Finn While the chicken tender-loving students of BGA have enjoyed the weekly tender day and pasta day from Flik, there is a major change coming to the seemingly consistent dining service. After learning about BGA and Flik from an Instagram account posting the daily meals at BGA, world-renowned chef and restaurateur, Gordon... Continue Reading →
Ray Blair Named New Prada Ambassador
By Mary Courtney Finn After being seen by his AP European History students wearing a sleek, black Prada jacket to school, fashion-giant Prada has announced Ray Blair as their newest international ambassador. Along with participating in special photoshoots for campaigns, Mr. Blair also gets a front-row seat at Milan Fashion Week 2023. When asked about... Continue Reading →
April Horoscopes
By Faith Newman Zodiac Signs: * Aries (March 21 – April 19): As a fire sign, you tend to be a bit impulsive. This month, let your intrusive thoughts take control. Drop that baby, drive over 95, and shave your head! * Taurus (April 20 – May 20): Try going to an EDM festival. NOW!!... Continue Reading →
Disney Sues BGA for Copyright Infringement: Musical Canceled
by Z Weber Wildcats, I’m here reporting some breaking news. During our last rehearsal for High School Musical, FBI agents rained from the ceiling of our precious new theater--one even landing on top of star Eli Moore--and arresting beloved theatre teacher and director Mrs. Wallace. But the strangest part was that every FBI agent wore... Continue Reading →
“THE WILDCAT” UNMASKED ON THE MASKED SINGER
By Chloe Wright So much has happened in the reality TV world! …Or rather the reality TV I write about on The Echo. For starters, Dancing With the Stars still exists, the Bachelorette Michelle has found love with Nayte (I approve), and don't get me started on Clayton’s season finale on his season of The... Continue Reading →
