Reality Tea-V #5

By Chloe Wright Spare me, universe. I can’t watch another episode of The Masked Singer. My soul is of rock. I am dead inside … Oh, who am I kidding? I stayed up until four am last night. I’m a rebel. I can do whatever I want. Welcome back to Reality Tea-V where today I... Continue Reading →

The Guide to Taylor Swift

By Rylee Cason With the arrival of Taylor Swift’s new album Midnights, it is only appropriate that we go back to the very beginning. In 2006 she released her first self-titled studio album Taylor Swift, and since then, she has released nine more studio albums, three live albums, and four extended plays. She has won... Continue Reading →

Reality Tea-V #2: The Masked Singer

By Chloe Wright My nickname in middle school was “Queen of the Furries,” but contrary to popular belief, I have never been to a furry convention. However (and I do not use this “however” lightly), I know one when I see one. So when I started The Masked Singer when it first started airing, I... Continue Reading →

BREAKING BONNER ESCAPES

By Dalia Diab Exactly one year ago Dr. Bonner, B.G.A’s beloved chemistry teacher turned convict, was found guilty of mass manufacturing toilet wine on campus. As a result, Bonner has been serving out a 15 year sentence in Alderson, West Virginia’s federal prison camp, which also happens to be the same prison Martha Stewart served... Continue Reading →

Ray Blair Named New Prada Ambassador

By Mary Courtney Finn After being seen by his AP European History students wearing a sleek, black Prada jacket to school, fashion-giant Prada has announced Ray Blair as their newest international ambassador. Along with participating in special photoshoots for campaigns, Mr. Blair also gets a front-row seat at Milan Fashion Week 2023. When asked about... Continue Reading →

April Horoscopes

By Faith Newman Zodiac Signs: * Aries (March 21 – April 19): As a fire sign, you tend to be a bit impulsive. This month, let your intrusive thoughts take control. Drop that baby, drive over 95, and shave your head!  * Taurus (April 20 – May 20): Try going to an EDM festival. NOW!!... Continue Reading →

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