Welcome back to Julia’s Sartorial Reviews! Today we will be discussing teachers’ sockwear!

To kick things off, we have Dr. Bonner, who is hoping to redeem his footwear after a subpar review of his dirty shoes last year. Overall, I think these are lovely and fitting for the outdoor club sponsor! These Yellowstone socks are stylish and remind me of a Bob Ross painting. He insisted I show multiple angles to help his score. 9/10, setting our standards high!

Second, we have Ms. Bushey with some cute “mom” Minnie Mouse socks! These perfectly fit her warm, motherly personality, and they have a decent design, too. 7/10

On a similar note, Mr. Gray and his dad socks. Once again, extremely fitting for his personality. I love the consistency we’ve seen in the reviews with Mr. Gray’s dad socks and dad shoes. Bonus points for the matching shoes and the leg pose! These aren’t very bright and exciting, so that’s going to cost a few points, sadly. 5.5/10

Coming up next is Ms. Dillard, and featured here are her blue with yellow accents flower socks, which are giving me nature but business casual vibes. Once again, Ms. Dillard is well- coordinated with the rest of her outfit, and I like the varying colored stripes behind the flowers in these socks, and they’re BGA colors! These are socks you win at 6 square with. 7/10

Penultimately, Mr. Lauriston and his extremely classy low Tommy Hilfiger socks. They match perfectly with the shoes, and the short, yet stylish look fits his usual attire. A solid 8/10

Finally, Ms. Handelsman has submitted her book socks. Naturally, these book socks are fitting since she is the AP English teacher. Bonus points for the nice color and the design spreading over both socks! 8/10

Although we didn’t have many submissions this round, these knocked my socks off! Here are the final scores and rankings:

1. Dr. Bonner: Yellowstone (9/10)
2. Ms. Handelsman: Book quote (8/10)
3. Mr. Lauriston: Tommy Hilfiger (8/10)
4. Ms. Dillard: “6 square champions” (7/10)
5. Mrs. Buschey: Mom Minnie Mouse (7/10)
6. Mr. Gray: Dad socks (5.5/10)

Thank you to all of our participants! Stay tuned for next month’s teacher review: ties!